H*nest Meditation
Mindfulness for the rest of us.
Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language. Praise for the original video:"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company"This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -- BuzzFeed"Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- GizmodoFixing some small bugs.
Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language. Praise for the original video:"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company"This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -- BuzzFeed"Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- GizmodoFixing some small bugs.
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This app is, literally worth, 5☆'s 😂🤣😊🧘♀️😘🕉😌👍
This app saved my life more than once. That prolly wasn't the app creator's intent, but it sufficed all the same.
Mindfulness for trying times. Like now...
Now THIS is true mindfulness!
The only meditation that works for me. Love it!
I use this often. It IS my guided meditation app.
Actually helps with my anxiety!
The swear words??? Come on...The worst meditation app yet. Please issue a refund.
I love this. It's a mixture of truly relaxing affirmations, AND funny ones to just tell the world to f off.
Faultless. So relaxing. A fantastic guided meditation.